teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

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bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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duder-reese:

duder-reese:

people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch

oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

missmirandaaraee:

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE

missmirandaaraee:

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE

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getoffmybarricade:

No we won’t be offering free wine at the meetings, you lopsided crepe.


spoopflow:

remember when we used to complain about getting clothes for Christmas and now it’s a blessing

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absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

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dogsandpupsdaily:

- Bluetick Coonhound. 

dogsandpupsdaily:

- Bluetick Coonhound. 

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vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

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fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

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